Once the boots are received he will receive another pair.
He brought the box to the post office and a few minutes later returned in a huff because it was going to cost $10.05 to send them rather than the $6.95 that he was counting on.
Hence he stated, "I'm not spending that kind of money. I won't return the boots."
I reminded him that neither FedEx or UPS would be cheaper, that he was crabbing over pennies, and he needed a pair of boots not a box with useless boots in them. It ended with me passing him the money and saying, "Get your butt out of this car and return those boots!"
Surprisingly, he did.
When he returned I asked, "What did the postmaster say since you had just been in? Or, rather, what did you say?"
He replied, "I told her that my wife and I had a disagreement over $3.05 and that you won."